_*the sheep and the pig*

Sunday, May 27, 2007
1:11 AM

Did you guys watch Guess just now? I think contestant 1 and 5 have really hot bods! The rest are disgusting, kinda disproportionate to their body. But number 5 acts in a rather annoying manner so number 1 still triumphs! yay! I love hot bods with cute faces attached. hehe.

Anyway, Linus is last in class. Fantastic. Seriously I got the urge to kick him when I heard that. Where has all the preparation gone to!?! I can just imagine him going " Oh! This is easy! " and go on to fill in some atrocious answer that make me wanna punch him in the face.

I want moolah for the GSS!

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Friday, May 25, 2007
11:54 PM

Secret Recipe at Plaza Singapura SUCKS. The food is alright but the service is crap. I dont see why there is any need for service charge. They might as well pay us for tolerating their lousy service. The food takes a trillion years to come while the drink sits at their table and they simply just refuse to bring it to you. They are prolly waiting for the drink to turn mouldy first. They are all moving like they are 300 years old while retaining their annoying and ostentatious faces. You can wave your hands frantically like you are drowning and all of them can still amazingly remain absorbed in their respective activities.

Its much better ( x1000 times ) to eat at a hawker centre.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Wednesday, May 23, 2007
10:00 PM

This is what I'm watching these few days. Princess Hours! Ok ok, I know its really outdated since it has already been shown on tv before but I didnt have the chance to watch it then and I hate the chinese dubbing which makes the whole show crap.

But the main point is, the second prince is soooo cute! And he's absolutely sweet to the female lead.

Look at how 帅 he is ! I cant believe why she will fall in love with the other prince! This is how he looks like:

How can it be! I cannot bring myself to accept this. It is simply mind boggling. And I did not intentionally find an ugly picture of him ok! Hmm..I have an impression that one of my friends was once crazy over him. Is it you mary? Please tell me why.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

I kind of went swimming today with rc and jo. To be more precise, I went wading in the medium pool at yck in the morning. I think I really suck at it. If anyone of you happen to bear a grudge against me and want me to die, the best way is to push me into the deep pool and watch me drown to my death.

The water in the swimming pool is like death sentence to my already struggling- to- be- alive hair. Its comparable to hay now. How pretty.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Sunday, May 20, 2007
11:28 PM

Our night jogging plan succeeded! Though ironically the one who organised this ( cai ah neh ) ditched the plan at the last minute but brave warriors ( rc and I ) still decide to carry it out.

We ran from my house to NY and back. Goodness, the upslopes are DISGUSTING! I felt as though we were stagnant, running our guts out on the spot. We spent approximately 40 mins to get there and back home. It has been so long since I sweat so much.

But its was a success! HEHE. We felt so proud of ourselves!! Cheers to the brave warriors!

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Saturday, May 19, 2007
8:44 PM

There are dwindling number of warriors in the war against flab. So it was just me and rc for gym on Friday. But the lonesome warriors did not slack off even though the gym was filled with intimidating men with bulging muscles.

I wonder if our night jogging plan tomorrow will succeed or not.

Anyway, to reward ourselves for the hard work, we spent half an hour in the gym toilet doing nothing but taking photos in all weird poses. Haha.

At first, we were normal.

Then we started to imagine ourselves as models.

We gradually become more bimbotic and eventually

we became totally out of hand.

Absolutely narcissistic I know. No need to remind me.

I went for another new tuition assignment today around my house. ALthough it was the same street, I had a hell of a time looking for the darn block which is actually pretty far and that made me late. It was a Tamil student which means I cant explain words in Mandarin to her. And the worst thing is that the mother sat there and looked at me teaching half of the time. The situation was something like this:

I was feeling rather awkward and stressed by that. Anyway my tutee name is really hard to remember and she has amazingly long eyelashes. I think even if I use the entire bottle of mascara I'm still not her match. See! I tried to depict her never ending eyelashes and her mom's long long hair in my picture.

I'm really born to be an artist. =D

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Thursday, May 17, 2007
12:59 AM

I havent lost the blogging bug hor. I'm just preoccupied with watching 300 animes and vcds. I know the taiwan people call those girls 腐女. They are truly horrible to come up with such a mean name.

On Monday we went to the gym again, but just the 3 of us. Ling had some last minute assignment so she unfortunately could not be slim and toned like us. Anyway, I did not ache after gyming! I feel so accomplished. All the head rotations must have worked! Joanne and I agreed that we are still very much haunted by dragonboat torturous trainings. I can still hear Karene the Lungless screaming at us to run faster and faster and faster while I was on the treadmill. How horrifying!

I went over to rc place to kope another 1000 shows to watch so I reckon I'll continue to live my fate as 腐女 over the next few months. We played Rockman and Contra on the computer. Man, I seriously suck at it. I suppose I'm suffering from some form of movement coordination deficiency. I just cant stop jumping to my death in the game. Truly born to be a 太太. FATE.

Oh yes. The devil ( aka my niece ) PEED IN MY ROOM TODAY. She even attempted to climb onto my bed in her pee stained dress. Goodness, I think I must be an angel to carry her out of my room and leave her in the kitchen INTACT. This is how the devil looks like:

I will take revenge by peeing on her bed someday. Muahah.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Sunday, May 13, 2007
1:35 AM

M4 have set up a rigorous timetable for exercise. So we went to bishan gym last friday despite the pouring rain. Can you see our dedication to become fit?

Absolutely.

Anyway, jo was the self appointed trainer ( or did one of us appoint her eh? ) and she included crunches and those horrible V shape tummy slimming exercises which resulted in an aching neck instead of aching abs. I mean fats.

I cant turn my neck properly now. And my thighs ACHE! Goodness, I am reminded of dragonboat trainings and the morning after symptoms. The pain of climbing and going down stairs and hobbling around school. Let's go canoeing together some day girls!

Look at how happy rc is. Haha. Ling was still bathing then.

Tada! We work towards a slim and toned body! Wait for our transformation yea!

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Wednesday, May 9, 2007
8:17 PM

There's soooo many things I wanna learn and do like kickboxing and piano and tennis and many many more. The flesh and spirit are willing but the bank account is weak.

rc and I were wandering around amk today because we simply refuse to stick around at home doing nothing. So we thought we might as well stick around and do nothing together. She was suffering from some kind of speech and hearing disability today. An example of our conversation goes like this

me: Hey! That shop is having a sale. Let's go in.

rc : Okay! I'll see if the sale is worth the trouble of me taking off my shoes.

me: But they are selling clothes lei. Why do you need to take off your shoes?

-turn around to stare at each other-

rc : .... ( burst into laughter )

Anyway, some photos taken during the money spending outings.

峨嵋派掌门, the rebellious-on-probation 书斋 cleaner and the crazy but still running for elections-vice 掌门.

The crazy Tuesday spiderman outing that had us laughing till our faces ached. All thanks to our 掌门 and the crazy vice 掌门. I promise I wont be rebellious anymore so please dont kick me out of 峨嵋!

Watch the 9pm show on Channel 8! It tells you why you should join 峨嵋 instead of getting married.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Monday, May 7, 2007
12:15 AM

My enthusiasm for bloggin havent fade off. I'm just a little busy spending money these few days. On Friday I met up with mins- to bitch about her love life and men. And I bought a new wallet! Totally pleased with myself and I go around flashing it to my friends. Yes yes, I think I'm annoying too.

I'm having tuition for Linus consecutively from Saturday till Wednesday. Man, I'm already sick of staring at him and his unbelievably long eyelashes today. And I still have another one in the afternoon. Why is it so tiring to earn some petty allowance? I think I really wanna be a tai tai.

Anyway, met up with caiahneh and mary in the afternoon today to listen to her grievances. Basically it was a girls only bitching session that lasted for hours. Its quite nice to sit around and listen to one another and wonder where we will be years down the road. Now, all of us feel SO OLD.

We talked about boyfriends, men and relationships. So what do you look for in a partner? I dont believe love can overcome all obstacles. Totally cliche. Or perhaps I'm just too cynical. Excessive literature does that to me.

Mary and me have a strong stand against men who are not effectively bilingual. Or at least, he should have a higher standard than me right? I would wanna feel proud of my boyfriend and be impressed by him. I wonder if that is being superficial to others but I reckon I'm pretty superficial and materialistic anyway.

Basically I feel its more of a communication problem. How can there be chemistry if there isnt even proper communication between the two? I wouldnt be able to face a man for the rest of my life if he turns me off whenever he speaks.

I'm getting more and more depressed as I speak. A tall, humorous, cute, effectively bilingual, rich guy isnt going to drop from the sky and fall head over heels in love with me just because I want it. Maybe Mary you should really clear out the storeroom and approve my membership to your sect soon.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Thursday, May 3, 2007
1:45 PM

In the end, I didnt go for the interview. No! I didnt wake up late okay. I just couldnt start work on the day they wanted so they said might as well not go down. So I woke up bright and early to sit around at home and stone. FUN.

razzle-dazzle-closet is in the midst of updating! I'm gonna link it under khakis so support me okay! =)

The tree made an amazing discovery today! Have u guys ever watched one piece? Its a pretty nice anime and you wont find the fillers disgusting, unlike bleach and naruto.

So for those whose exams have ended and have nothing better to do, its a pretty good way to pass time. Okay, I know not everyone is as no life as me, rotting at home but I'm sure you people will still be bored once in a while.

Anyway, the amazing discovery is not about this anime but the creator of One piece.

LOOK AT HIM!

He looks SO MUCH like JAY!

hahaha. I swear they must be related in some way or another.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

Wednesday, May 2, 2007
8:08 PM

I got a parcel delivered to my house today!

TADA! My brand new mascara and eyeliner from Kyotobabe! I'm totally excited about them! So much that I wanna dump my old ones though they are still alive and kicking.

BUT! to the girls out there, please do not use Maybelline mascara okay!

The white fibres always get stuck in the eyelashes even after the second application using the black brush. Very annoying indeed. And according to rc, it will make the curled eyelashes sag from the weight of it. So if you wanna achieve curled and long eyelashes, give it a miss. Even Fasio is much better! Doesnt matter if you dont happen to like BOA. It works.

I got a job interview tomorrow at United Square at 9.15am. Like how EARLY. I cant even shop after that cos the shops are not even OPEN.

[iheartpurpleflowers]

My FIRST post! A product from the suffocating boredom and with help from youjie. Thank you!

I shall first congratulate myself for finishing the horrible exams and concluding year 1 of my university life.

But now, after all the celebration and shoppin, I realise I've got a freaking 3 months to waste with depleting savings. Hence, its time to get a job! So people, please direct all good lobangs here okay? =D

Anyway, lucky people like me and rouchi ended exams wayyyy earlier than sway people like hu jia tao and jack so we went kboxing on monday!

Unfortunately we got kicked out on the dot at 2pm. Those people are so unfeeling, cant they see that we are experiencing FLOW?

Next time we shall conquer the AMK branch where nobody goes. I heard from mary that the record is $17 for 7 hours. Super good bargain right?!

Oh yes, I've got a tagboard. Please tag hor! Its very lonely to see an empty tagboard with only myself saying "testing 1 2 3 "

[iheartpurpleflowers]